“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Tuesday July 29th 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Anonymous Community Dating Site Launched

Following the trend of anonymous SY websites, a new service has been launched to match up our community's singles without fear of social reprisal or excommunication. [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

Colored Man Spotted on Syrian Bus

Diversity shows its face on a community transportation service. [Read More]

Young Mogul Executes $250 mm Deal, Perfect Brickbreaker Game

A young dealmaker makes a name for himself among SY moguls by executing a condominium transaction and a new high score. [Read More]

Father, New Fiancé “So Close”, Says Girl

A recently engaged community girl has been bragging to her friends about how extraordinarily well her father gets along with her new fiancé. The two men share common interests, similar life [Read More]

Community Revelers Celebrate Purim 7 Months Early

The holiness of Purim is accelerated to October 31st. [Read More]

McCain Wins!

The results are in; Enclave members give McCain their 5 electoral votes [Read More]

Spreadsheet Tracking “Present-Day Amalek” Crashes

A software glitch brings up suspicion of a vast anti-semetic plot just before Shabbat Zachor. [Read More]

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