“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Thursday December 18th 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Pride of China Flown In for Proposal

In a fortuitous and completely unexpected event, one community man proposed to his girlfriend before a crowd of friends and relatives, to a background of pomp and bombast not seen since the Beijing [Read More]

Community Magazine Considered for Pulitzer

The Pulitzer Prize committee is set to reward one of our peers for outstanding journalism. [Read More]

Passover List Compromised By Hackers

Much of the community was in turmoil this past week, as it was discovered that malicious hackers had penetrated Kashrut.org and surreptitiously added several hametz items to the infamous [Read More]

Extremely Friendly Man Moves Into Enclave

A genial, amiable fellow has moved into a house on Ocean Parkway, befriending his Syrian neighbors and demonstrating that Rabbigate is all but forgotten. [Read More]

Battle Royale: Showtime at the Casino

The stakes could not be higher as six community teams face off against their fiercest rivals. [Read More]

Shul Puts Value on Human Life

A novel fundraising technique is letting one local shul benefit from the current health care morass. [Read More]

US Weekly – Purim Edition (Open Caption)

Open Caption: Haman, Esther, and Ahashverosh have a chat. [Read More]

Ashley Dupre: From Red Light to the Lighthouse

A minor celebrity is spotted in Belmar. [Read More]

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