“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Monday August 31st 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Vic’s Acquiesces, Switches to Miller’s Cheese

A local culinary institution takes steps to accommodate Enclave members. [Read More]

‘I Eat Cheese Out’ Sect Tackles Judaism’s Toughest Questions

A rapidly congealing movement brings its disciplined, reasoned approach to thorny issues of religion and gastronomy. [Read More]

Is “Charter Shul” the Answer?

The community ponders solutions to the high cost of attending synagogue. [Read More]

Rabbi’s Pensive Look Really Just From Holding in Fart

A local rabbi found himself presented with a new challenge from the pulpit this past Saturday, as hundreds of congregants flooded into synagogue for the perspective and clarity of his weekly Shabbat [Read More]

SAFE Study Finds No Drug Problem in Community; May Close Doors

With new evidence that there is no drug abuse in the community, SAFE is considering strategic options. [Read More]

Rabbis Upset That God “Pussied Out”

In the aftermath of Hurricane Irene, community leaders have rushed to make sense of the wreckage it hasn't left behind. [Read More]

Mexican Village of 768 Found in Family’s Deal Cabana

A sprawling community of Latino emigres has ensconced itself in one Deal backyard over the winter. [Read More]

Colored Man Spotted on Syrian Bus

Diversity shows its face on a community transportation service. [Read More]

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