Life Imitating Enclave
Well, if they didn’t hate us before
The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]
Crispy crusts [life imitating]
Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]
Fool in the Rain
Leading Republican Presidential Candidate Michelle Bachmann believes last week's hurricane and earthquake are a message [Read More]
Random Articles
Is “Charter Shul” the Answer?
The community ponders solutions to the high cost of attending synagogue. [Read More]
Anonymous Community Dating Site Launched
Following the trend of anonymous SY websites, a new service has been launched to match up our community's singles without fear of social reprisal or excommunication. [Read More]
SYMall – The Indestructible Mailing List
The enclave’s very own SYMall and its cousin, the mysterious SY text messaging service, remain the only pair of marketers who have avoided the "Unsubscribe" laws that the rest of the universe is [Read More]
The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names
Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]
Top Gun Announces New F1 Racing Event
Racing fans and charity buffs are cheering at the news that SBH will be adding a new sport to the Top Gun tournament, Formula One Racing. [Read More]
Rabbis Upset That God “Pussied Out”
In the aftermath of Hurricane Irene, community leaders have rushed to make sense of the wreckage it hasn't left behind. [Read More]
HOLY IT-SHAY
The Big Thread: Main source for links and discussion around FBI's 7/23 bust of community shuls and Rabbis. [Read More]
