“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Saturday April 25th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

The Shabbat Genius

A new gadget promises to enhance the Sabbath spirit. [Read More]

Brooklyn Shul Janitor Survives Summer

Out of the hectic tumult of the return to Brooklyn, a shocking story has emerged as Julio, the shul's benign and gentle caretaker, went the entire summer locked in a coat room, with no one noticing. [Read More]

Man Gazes Upon Cohanim, Loses Vision

In what some are touting as a cautionary tale, a young man was punished for a cavalier approach to our hallowed traditions. [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Man’s Free Will Stolen in Brazen Robbery

A community man becomes the victim of a growing crime wave. [Read More]

MDY to Gild Train Supports

A premier community school decides to beautify its surroundings. [Read More]

Synagogue Sets New Yom Kippur S’lah Speed Record

A local k'nees managed to complete the entire Yom Kippur morning service in under an hour. [Read More]

Pride of China Flown In for Proposal

In a fortuitous and completely unexpected event, one community man proposed to his girlfriend before a crowd of friends and relatives, to a background of pomp and bombast not seen since the Beijing [Read More]