“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Sunday November 23rd 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

US Weekly – Purim Edition (Open Caption)

Open Caption: Haman, Esther, and Ahashverosh have a chat. [Read More]

Community Teen Fights “The Man”

Inspired by childhood heroes and community role models, one young community girl has been regaling friends and family with the exciting story of her recent run-in with the law. [Read More]

Breaking News: Community Teenager Hadj’d

A Saturday night festival fails to impress one Enclave teen. [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Israel Trip Ruined By Israelis

One Brooklyn family was left adrift in the Holy Land after a mishap with its tour bus. [Read More]

Entrepreneurship Focus: “Chadame.com”

Inspired by the success of sites like eBay and Facebook, some young entrepreneurs have launched "Maid to Order" (www.chadame.com). [Read More]

Editorial: ‘Farah Turkey!’

Stuff that turkey with hashu, spike the cranberry sauce with 'arak, and make it a very SY Thanksgiving. [Read More]

Extremely Friendly Man Moves Into Enclave

A genial, amiable fellow has moved into a house on Ocean Parkway, befriending his Syrian neighbors and demonstrating that Rabbigate is all but forgotten. [Read More]