“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Saturday March 28th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Kippur: The Aftermath

What happens the morning after the holiest day of the Jewish year? The Enclave finds that most SYs are ready to resume life as usual, while still humming Selihot tunes. [Read More]

Israel Trip Ruined By Israelis

One Brooklyn family was left adrift in the Holy Land after a mishap with its tour bus. [Read More]

Rabbi-gate Spurs Fears for The Enclave’s Survival

After the events of July 23, it was clear to community members everywhere that some things had changed forever. No longer could they frequent area bars, car dealerships, or the Witness Protection [Read More]

Community Revelers Celebrate Purim 7 Months Early

The holiness of Purim is accelerated to October 31st. [Read More]

Synagogue Sets New Yom Kippur S’lah Speed Record

A local k'nees managed to complete the entire Yom Kippur morning service in under an hour. [Read More]

Community Teen Fights “The Man”

Inspired by childhood heroes and community role models, one young community girl has been regaling friends and family with the exciting story of her recent run-in with the law. [Read More]

Old Woman Finally Married

A community woman was finally married last Saturday night, at 24. [Read More]

Herem Launches Fundraising Drive to Build Annex

Former community members currently residing in Herem have launched a major campaign to raise urgent funding for an annex building expansion to their community center. [Read More]