“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Sunday October 4th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Rabbi-gate Spurs Fears for The Enclave’s Survival

After the events of July 23, it was clear to community members everywhere that some things had changed forever. No longer could they frequent area bars, car dealerships, or the Witness Protection [Read More]

Community Magazine Considered for Pulitzer

The Pulitzer Prize committee is set to reward one of our peers for outstanding journalism. [Read More]

Old Woman Finally Married

A community woman was finally married last Saturday night, at 24. [Read More]

Shul Puts Value on Human Life

A novel fundraising technique is letting one local shul benefit from the current health care morass. [Read More]

Jim Cramer: ‘Market Crash Fortells Coming of Messiah’

CNBC's "Prophet of Profit" foretells a time when investors will turn CLOs into preferred shares. [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

Community Revelers Celebrate Purim 7 Months Early

The holiness of Purim is accelerated to October 31st. [Read More]

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]