“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday February 27th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

SAFE Study Finds No Drug Problem in Community; May Close Doors

With new evidence that there is no drug abuse in the community, SAFE is considering strategic options. [Read More]

Mexican Village of 768 Found in Family’s Deal Cabana

A sprawling community of Latino emigres has ensconced itself in one Deal backyard over the winter. [Read More]

Breaking News: Community Teenager Hadj’d

A Saturday night festival fails to impress one Enclave teen. [Read More]

Vic’s Acquiesces, Switches to Miller’s Cheese

A local culinary institution takes steps to accommodate Enclave members. [Read More]

Kippur: The Aftermath

What happens the morning after the holiest day of the Jewish year? The Enclave finds that most SYs are ready to resume life as usual, while still humming Selihot tunes. [Read More]

Community Supports Gay Marriage

A poll shows the enclave is in favor of homosexual unions. But things aren't as straight as they seem. [Read More]

Ashley Dupre: From Red Light to the Lighthouse

A minor celebrity is spotted in Belmar. [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

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