“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Thursday October 23rd 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Pride of China Flown In for Proposal

In a fortuitous and completely unexpected event, one community man proposed to his girlfriend before a crowd of friends and relatives, to a background of pomp and bombast not seen since the Beijing [Read More]

Herem Launches Fundraising Drive to Build Annex

Former community members currently residing in Herem have launched a major campaign to raise urgent funding for an annex building expansion to their community center. [Read More]

Breaking News: Community Teenager Hadj’d

A Saturday night festival fails to impress one Enclave teen. [Read More]

Israel Trip Ruined By Israelis

One Brooklyn family was left adrift in the Holy Land after a mishap with its tour bus. [Read More]

Vic’s Acquiesces, Switches to Miller’s Cheese

A local culinary institution takes steps to accommodate Enclave members. [Read More]

McCain Wins!

The results are in; Enclave members give McCain their 5 electoral votes [Read More]

The Fight Against Singality

Members of the enclave, with their vastly differing opinions and marginally differing bloodlines, seem to share one common goal: marriage. Notwithstanding any “foreign entanglements” among [Read More]

Battle Royale: Showtime at the Casino

The stakes could not be higher as six community teams face off against their fiercest rivals. [Read More]