Life Imitating Enclave
Romney in a Landslide!
Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]
Well, if they didn’t hate us before
The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]
Crispy crusts [life imitating]
Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]
Random Articles
Anonymous Community Dating Site Launched
Following the trend of anonymous SY websites, a new service has been launched to match up our community's singles without fear of social reprisal or excommunication. [Read More]
Community Mother Buys Green Escalade
A local housewife leads us all to moral high ground with an inspired choice of vehicle. [Read More]
Rabbi’s Pensive Look Really Just From Holding in Fart
A local rabbi found himself presented with a new challenge from the pulpit this past Saturday, as hundreds of congregants flooded into synagogue for the perspective and clarity of his weekly Shabbat [Read More]
Blacks, Whites Begin Forgiveness Talks
In a groundbreaking summit, delegates of the Black Hat and White Hat factions are meeting to exchange requests for forgiveness. Can they possibly bridge the years of animosity between their groups? [Read More]
Kippur: The Aftermath
What happens the morning after the holiest day of the Jewish year? The Enclave finds that most SYs are ready to resume life as usual, while still humming Selihot tunes. [Read More]
Father, New Fiancé “So Close”, Says Girl
A recently engaged community girl has been bragging to her friends about how extraordinarily well her father gets along with her new fiancé. The two men share common interests, similar life [Read More]
Community Revelers Celebrate Purim 7 Months Early
The holiness of Purim is accelerated to October 31st. [Read More]
Brooklyn Shul Janitor Survives Summer
Out of the hectic tumult of the return to Brooklyn, a shocking story has emerged as Julio, the shul's benign and gentle caretaker, went the entire summer locked in a coat room, with no one noticing. [Read More]