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Saturday November 22nd 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

The Fight Against Singality

Members of the enclave, with their vastly differing opinions and marginally differing bloodlines, seem to share one common goal: marriage. Notwithstanding any “foreign entanglements” among [Read More]

McCain Wins!

The results are in; Enclave members give McCain their 5 electoral votes [Read More]

Colored Man Spotted on Syrian Bus

Diversity shows its face on a community transportation service. [Read More]

Brooklyn Shul Janitor Survives Summer

Out of the hectic tumult of the return to Brooklyn, a shocking story has emerged as Julio, the shul's benign and gentle caretaker, went the entire summer locked in a coat room, with no one noticing. [Read More]

Father, New Fiancé “So Close”, Says Girl

A recently engaged community girl has been bragging to her friends about how extraordinarily well her father gets along with her new fiancé. The two men share common interests, similar life [Read More]

Local Charities to Use “Ponzi” Scheme

Local philanthropies, having exhausted existing revenue sources, have been inspired by Bernie Madoff to try something new. [Read More]

Blacks, Whites Begin Forgiveness Talks

In a groundbreaking summit, delegates of the Black Hat and White Hat factions are meeting to exchange requests for forgiveness. Can they possibly bridge the years of animosity between their groups? [Read More]

Israel Trip Ruined By Israelis

One Brooklyn family was left adrift in the Holy Land after a mishap with its tour bus. [Read More]

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