“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Wednesday July 23rd 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Father, New Fiancé “So Close”, Says Girl

A recently engaged community girl has been bragging to her friends about how extraordinarily well her father gets along with her new fiancé. The two men share common interests, similar life [Read More]

Blacks, Whites Begin Forgiveness Talks

In a groundbreaking summit, delegates of the Black Hat and White Hat factions are meeting to exchange requests for forgiveness. Can they possibly bridge the years of animosity between their groups? [Read More]

Brooklyn Shul Janitor Survives Summer

Out of the hectic tumult of the return to Brooklyn, a shocking story has emerged as Julio, the shul's benign and gentle caretaker, went the entire summer locked in a coat room, with no one noticing. [Read More]

Mexican Village of 768 Found in Family’s Deal Cabana

A sprawling community of Latino emigres has ensconced itself in one Deal backyard over the winter. [Read More]

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]

Colored Man Spotted on Syrian Bus

Diversity shows its face on a community transportation service. [Read More]

Battle Royale: Showtime at the Casino

The stakes could not be higher as six community teams face off against their fiercest rivals. [Read More]

Brooklynites Colonize Village, Infect Natives

A new wave of colonists hailing from the Flat Bush has begun to invade the undeveloped village of Deal, leaving its native inhabitants displaced and confused. Reports say the invaders carry an air of [Read More]