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Tuesday January 27th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Jim Cramer: ‘Market Crash Fortells Coming of Messiah’

CNBC's "Prophet of Profit" foretells a time when investors will turn CLOs into preferred shares. [Read More]

Passover List Compromised By Hackers

Much of the community was in turmoil this past week, as it was discovered that malicious hackers had penetrated Kashrut.org and surreptitiously added several hametz items to the infamous [Read More]

Community School to Tweak Name

"Ateret Torah" is considering new names. [Read More]

Man Gazes Upon Cohanim, Loses Vision

In what some are touting as a cautionary tale, a young man was punished for a cavalier approach to our hallowed traditions. [Read More]

Brooklynites Colonize Village, Infect Natives

A new wave of colonists hailing from the Flat Bush has begun to invade the undeveloped village of Deal, leaving its native inhabitants displaced and confused. Reports say the invaders carry an air of [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

Young Mogul Executes $250 mm Deal, Perfect Brickbreaker Game

A young dealmaker makes a name for himself among SY moguls by executing a condominium transaction and a new high score. [Read More]

Shul Puts Value on Human Life

A novel fundraising technique is letting one local shul benefit from the current health care morass. [Read More]

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