“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Tuesday September 2nd 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

HBO Stand-Up to Feature “Brooklyn Rabbi”

A local personality wins his own HBO special. [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

MDY to Gild Train Supports

A premier community school decides to beautify its surroundings. [Read More]

Community School to Tweak Name

"Ateret Torah" is considering new names. [Read More]

Old Woman Finally Married

A community woman was finally married last Saturday night, at 24. [Read More]

Community Mother Buys Green Escalade

A local housewife leads us all to moral high ground with an inspired choice of vehicle. [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Is “Charter Shul” the Answer?

The community ponders solutions to the high cost of attending synagogue. [Read More]

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