“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Tuesday August 4th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]

Community Revelers Celebrate Purim 7 Months Early

The holiness of Purim is accelerated to October 31st. [Read More]

Community Mother Buys Green Escalade

A local housewife leads us all to moral high ground with an inspired choice of vehicle. [Read More]

Vic’s Acquiesces, Switches to Miller’s Cheese

A local culinary institution takes steps to accommodate Enclave members. [Read More]

Top Gun Announces New F1 Racing Event

Racing fans and charity buffs are cheering at the news that SBH will be adding a new sport to the Top Gun tournament, Formula One Racing. [Read More]

Kippur: The Aftermath

What happens the morning after the holiest day of the Jewish year? The Enclave finds that most SYs are ready to resume life as usual, while still humming Selihot tunes. [Read More]

Spreadsheet Tracking “Present-Day Amalek” Crashes

A software glitch brings up suspicion of a vast anti-semetic plot just before Shabbat Zachor. [Read More]

Rabbis Upset That God “Pussied Out”

In the aftermath of Hurricane Irene, community leaders have rushed to make sense of the wreckage it hasn't left behind. [Read More]

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