“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday November 28th 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Rabbi’s Pensive Look Really Just From Holding in Fart

A local rabbi found himself presented with a new challenge from the pulpit this past Saturday, as hundreds of congregants flooded into synagogue for the perspective and clarity of his weekly Shabbat [Read More]

Jim Cramer: ‘Market Crash Fortells Coming of Messiah’

CNBC's "Prophet of Profit" foretells a time when investors will turn CLOs into preferred shares. [Read More]

Man’s Free Will Stolen in Brazen Robbery

A community man becomes the victim of a growing crime wave. [Read More]

Community Teen Fights “The Man”

Inspired by childhood heroes and community role models, one young community girl has been regaling friends and family with the exciting story of her recent run-in with the law. [Read More]

Community Supports Gay Marriage

A poll shows the enclave is in favor of homosexual unions. But things aren't as straight as they seem. [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

Community School to Tweak Name

"Ateret Torah" is considering new names. [Read More]

HBO Stand-Up to Feature “Brooklyn Rabbi”

A local personality wins his own HBO special. [Read More]

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