“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday January 27th 2012

Life Imitating Enclave

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Fool in the Rain

Leading Republican Presidential Candidate Michelle Bachmann believes last week's hurricane and earthquake are a message [Read More]

Random Articles

Is “Charter Shul” the Answer?

The community ponders solutions to the high cost of attending synagogue. [Read More]

Anonymous Community Dating Site Launched

Following the trend of anonymous SY websites, a new service has been launched to match up our community's singles without fear of social reprisal or excommunication. [Read More]

SYMall – The Indestructible Mailing List

The enclave’s very own SYMall and its cousin, the mysterious SY text messaging service, remain the only pair of marketers who have avoided the "Unsubscribe" laws that the rest of the universe is [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

Top Gun Announces New F1 Racing Event

Racing fans and charity buffs are cheering at the news that SBH will be adding a new sport to the Top Gun tournament, Formula One Racing. [Read More]

Rabbis Upset That God “Pussied Out”

In the aftermath of Hurricane Irene, community leaders have rushed to make sense of the wreckage it hasn't left behind. [Read More]

HOLY IT-SHAY

The Big Thread: Main source for links and discussion around FBI's 7/23 bust of community shuls and Rabbis. [Read More]

Community School to Tweak Name

"Ateret Torah" is considering new names. [Read More]

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It doesn't say it's disgusting, the very few passages from Leviticus refer to idol worship that is practiced via sexual Read the post

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I think they should apologize to us for that one. It's not BO, it's BBO. Read the post