“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Monday November 30th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Anonymous Community Dating Site Launched

Following the trend of anonymous SY websites, a new service has been launched to match up our community's singles without fear of social reprisal or excommunication. [Read More]

Young Mogul Executes $250 mm Deal, Perfect Brickbreaker Game

A young dealmaker makes a name for himself among SY moguls by executing a condominium transaction and a new high score. [Read More]

‘I Eat Cheese Out’ Sect Tackles Judaism’s Toughest Questions

A rapidly congealing movement brings its disciplined, reasoned approach to thorny issues of religion and gastronomy. [Read More]

SAFE Study Finds No Drug Problem in Community; May Close Doors

With new evidence that there is no drug abuse in the community, SAFE is considering strategic options. [Read More]

Local Charities to Use “Ponzi” Scheme

Local philanthropies, having exhausted existing revenue sources, have been inspired by Bernie Madoff to try something new. [Read More]

Community Mother Buys Green Escalade

A local housewife leads us all to moral high ground with an inspired choice of vehicle. [Read More]

Blacks, Whites Begin Forgiveness Talks

In a groundbreaking summit, delegates of the Black Hat and White Hat factions are meeting to exchange requests for forgiveness. Can they possibly bridge the years of animosity between their groups? [Read More]

Do High Holidays = High Returns?

Answering perhaps the most important question of the holiday period. The rewards can be astronomical. [Read More]