“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Sunday July 5th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles


The Big Thread: Main source for links and discussion around FBI's 7/23 bust of community shuls and Rabbis. [Read More]

SYMall – The Indestructible Mailing List

The enclave’s very own SYMall and its cousin, the mysterious SY text messaging service, remain the only pair of marketers who have avoided the "Unsubscribe" laws that the rest of the universe is [Read More]

Blacks, Whites Begin Forgiveness Talks

In a groundbreaking summit, delegates of the Black Hat and White Hat factions are meeting to exchange requests for forgiveness. Can they possibly bridge the years of animosity between their groups? [Read More]

Pride of China Flown In for Proposal

In a fortuitous and completely unexpected event, one community man proposed to his girlfriend before a crowd of friends and relatives, to a background of pomp and bombast not seen since the Beijing [Read More]

Caught, for God’s Sake!

A heavy blow was dealt to the enclave yesterday, as some of the community's most trusted, religious, and morally upright figures were found to be guilty of the most serious crime imaginable: getting [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Rabbi’s Pensive Look Really Just From Holding in Fart

A local rabbi found himself presented with a new challenge from the pulpit this past Saturday, as hundreds of congregants flooded into synagogue for the perspective and clarity of his weekly Shabbat [Read More]

Battle Royale: Showtime at the Casino

The stakes could not be higher as six community teams face off against their fiercest rivals. [Read More]