“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Saturday February 28th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Do High Holidays = High Returns?

Answering perhaps the most important question of the holiday period. The rewards can be astronomical. [Read More]

MDY to Gild Train Supports

A premier community school decides to beautify its surroundings. [Read More]

Mexican Village of 768 Found in Family’s Deal Cabana

A sprawling community of Latino emigres has ensconced itself in one Deal backyard over the winter. [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Community Revelers Celebrate Purim 7 Months Early

The holiness of Purim is accelerated to October 31st. [Read More]

Man’s Free Will Stolen in Brazen Robbery

A community man becomes the victim of a growing crime wave. [Read More]

The Shabbat Genius

A new gadget promises to enhance the Sabbath spirit. [Read More]

Is “Charter Shul” the Answer?

The community ponders solutions to the high cost of attending synagogue. [Read More]