“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday August 28th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Shul Puts Value on Human Life

A novel fundraising technique is letting one local shul benefit from the current health care morass. [Read More]

Community Supports Gay Marriage

A poll shows the enclave is in favor of homosexual unions. But things aren't as straight as they seem. [Read More]

Herem Launches Fundraising Drive to Build Annex

Former community members currently residing in Herem have launched a major campaign to raise urgent funding for an annex building expansion to their community center. [Read More]

Community Magazine Considered for Pulitzer

The Pulitzer Prize committee is set to reward one of our peers for outstanding journalism. [Read More]

Spreadsheet Tracking “Present-Day Amalek” Crashes

A software glitch brings up suspicion of a vast anti-semetic plot just before Shabbat Zachor. [Read More]

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]

‘I Eat Cheese Out’ Sect Tackles Judaism’s Toughest Questions

A rapidly congealing movement brings its disciplined, reasoned approach to thorny issues of religion and gastronomy. [Read More]

Community Mother Buys Green Escalade

A local housewife leads us all to moral high ground with an inspired choice of vehicle. [Read More]

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