“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday November 27th 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Spreadsheet Tracking “Present-Day Amalek” Crashes

A software glitch brings up suspicion of a vast anti-semetic plot just before Shabbat Zachor. [Read More]

Community Mother Buys Green Escalade

A local housewife leads us all to moral high ground with an inspired choice of vehicle. [Read More]

Battle Royale: Showtime at the Casino

The stakes could not be higher as six community teams face off against their fiercest rivals. [Read More]

Shul Puts Value on Human Life

A novel fundraising technique is letting one local shul benefit from the current health care morass. [Read More]

Jim Cramer: ‘Market Crash Fortells Coming of Messiah’

CNBC's "Prophet of Profit" foretells a time when investors will turn CLOs into preferred shares. [Read More]


The Big Thread: Main source for links and discussion around FBI's 7/23 bust of community shuls and Rabbis. [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Announcing Big Bruce’s Big Bike Bonanza!

*Advertisement* We are pleased to announce the Deal-Asbury Park area's newest bike shop, Big Bruce's Big Bike Bonanza. Bruce wants to be your source for the "hottest" things on two wheels. [Read More]