“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Thursday July 24th 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Passover List Compromised By Hackers

Much of the community was in turmoil this past week, as it was discovered that malicious hackers had penetrated Kashrut.org and surreptitiously added several hametz items to the infamous [Read More]

The Edict™ Extended To Forbid Ashkenaz-ish Sounding Last Names

Community Rabbis put forth new translation of a revered Edict. [Read More]

Rabbis Upset That God “Pussied Out”

In the aftermath of Hurricane Irene, community leaders have rushed to make sense of the wreckage it hasn't left behind. [Read More]

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]

Shamayim – There’s an App for That

A new iPhone App promises to tell users exactly where they stand in the eyes of God, in what is being called a "landmark event" in the convergence of handheld devices and Judaism. [Read More]

Man’s Free Will Stolen in Brazen Robbery

A community man becomes the victim of a growing crime wave. [Read More]

MDY to Gild Train Supports

A premier community school decides to beautify its surroundings. [Read More]

To Vote or Not to Vote

The Enclave tells you the answer [Read More]