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Saturday October 25th 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Announcing Big Bruce’s Big Bike Bonanza!

*Advertisement* We are pleased to announce the Deal-Asbury Park area's newest bike shop, Big Bruce's Big Bike Bonanza. Bruce wants to be your source for the "hottest" things on two wheels. [Read More]

US Weekly – Purim Edition (Open Caption)

Open Caption: Haman, Esther, and Ahashverosh have a chat. [Read More]

McCain Wins!

The results are in; Enclave members give McCain their 5 electoral votes [Read More]

Jim Cramer: ‘Market Crash Fortells Coming of Messiah’

CNBC's "Prophet of Profit" foretells a time when investors will turn CLOs into preferred shares. [Read More]

Community Magazine Considered for Pulitzer

The Pulitzer Prize committee is set to reward one of our peers for outstanding journalism. [Read More]

Spreadsheet Tracking “Present-Day Amalek” Crashes

A software glitch brings up suspicion of a vast anti-semetic plot just before Shabbat Zachor. [Read More]

Kippur: The Aftermath

What happens the morning after the holiest day of the Jewish year? The Enclave finds that most SYs are ready to resume life as usual, while still humming Selihot tunes. [Read More]

Brooklynites Colonize Village, Infect Natives

A new wave of colonists hailing from the Flat Bush has begun to invade the undeveloped village of Deal, leaving its native inhabitants displaced and confused. Reports say the invaders carry an air of [Read More]

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