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Wednesday April 1st 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Shamayim – There’s an App for That

A new iPhone App promises to tell users exactly where they stand in the eyes of God, in what is being called a "landmark event" in the convergence of handheld devices and Judaism. [Read More]

Anonymous Community Dating Site Launched

Following the trend of anonymous SY websites, a new service has been launched to match up our community's singles without fear of social reprisal or excommunication. [Read More]

Community Magazine Considered for Pulitzer

The Pulitzer Prize committee is set to reward one of our peers for outstanding journalism. [Read More]

Entrepreneurship Focus: “Chadame.com”

Inspired by the success of sites like eBay and Facebook, some young entrepreneurs have launched "Maid to Order" (www.chadame.com). [Read More]

Brooklynites Colonize Village, Infect Natives

A new wave of colonists hailing from the Flat Bush has begun to invade the undeveloped village of Deal, leaving its native inhabitants displaced and confused. Reports say the invaders carry an air of [Read More]

Editorial: ‘Farah Turkey!’

Stuff that turkey with hashu, spike the cranberry sauce with 'arak, and make it a very SY Thanksgiving. [Read More]

‘I Eat Cheese Out’ Sect Tackles Judaism’s Toughest Questions

A rapidly congealing movement brings its disciplined, reasoned approach to thorny issues of religion and gastronomy. [Read More]

SYMall – The Indestructible Mailing List

The enclave’s very own SYMall and its cousin, the mysterious SY text messaging service, remain the only pair of marketers who have avoided the "Unsubscribe" laws that the rest of the universe is [Read More]

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