“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday May 22nd 2015

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

MDY to Gild Train Supports

A premier community school decides to beautify its surroundings. [Read More]

Community Supports Gay Marriage

A poll shows the enclave is in favor of homosexual unions. But things aren't as straight as they seem. [Read More]

Editorial: ‘Farah Turkey!’

Stuff that turkey with hashu, spike the cranberry sauce with 'arak, and make it a very SY Thanksgiving. [Read More]

Community Teen Fights “The Man”

Inspired by childhood heroes and community role models, one young community girl has been regaling friends and family with the exciting story of her recent run-in with the law. [Read More]

All-Star Rabbi Found To Be Using Steroids

A somber mood hangs over the enclave, as 104 Rabbis and cantors are implicated in using performance-enhancing drugs. [Read More]

Shul Puts Value on Human Life

A novel fundraising technique is letting one local shul benefit from the current health care morass. [Read More]

Extremely Friendly Man Moves Into Enclave

A genial, amiable fellow has moved into a house on Ocean Parkway, befriending his Syrian neighbors and demonstrating that Rabbigate is all but forgotten. [Read More]

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]

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