“And they will say: Surely this must be a wise and understanding people…”
Friday August 29th 2014

Life Imitating Enclave

Romney in a Landslide!

Well, in the Enclave at least… “Take a four-square-block slice of Gravesend, Brooklyn, a warren of [Read More]

Well, if they didn’t hate us before

The police say that the suspected "hate crime" on Ocean Parkway was probably just a "hate insurance scam" [Read More]

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Crispy crusts [life imitating]

Or, what happens when you don't pay the JSOR on time. (courtesy of reader GS and the Asbury Park Press) [Read More]

Random Articles

Community Teen Fights “The Man”

Inspired by childhood heroes and community role models, one young community girl has been regaling friends and family with the exciting story of her recent run-in with the law. [Read More]

Extremely Friendly Man Moves Into Enclave

A genial, amiable fellow has moved into a house on Ocean Parkway, befriending his Syrian neighbors and demonstrating that Rabbigate is all but forgotten. [Read More]

‘I Eat Cheese Out’ Sect Tackles Judaism’s Toughest Questions

A rapidly congealing movement brings its disciplined, reasoned approach to thorny issues of religion and gastronomy. [Read More]

MDY to Gild Train Supports

A premier community school decides to beautify its surroundings. [Read More]

SAFE Study Finds No Drug Problem in Community; May Close Doors

With new evidence that there is no drug abuse in the community, SAFE is considering strategic options. [Read More]

Man Gazes Upon Cohanim, Loses Vision

In what some are touting as a cautionary tale, a young man was punished for a cavalier approach to our hallowed traditions. [Read More]

Our Gay Miracle

A groundbreaking study finds empirical evidence of the community's special status. [Read More]

Vic’s Acquiesces, Switches to Miller’s Cheese

A local culinary institution takes steps to accommodate Enclave members. [Read More]

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